

Promo for Members
I read my P*rn Soft Koozie
20% off for Almack's Members, 15% off for Stonemere Ball Members, 10% off for Country Dance Members, 5% off for Public Masquerade Members. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.
A soft koozie that reads I read my p*rn like a f*cking lady
More details
- Made from neoprene
- Waterproof
- Dual-side customization
- Ribbed seams
- Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
- Spot clean as needed
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: SorchaMowbray
- Email: contact@support.sorchamowbray.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, lead 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
- Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm),
- Slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I read my P*rn Soft Koozie Size Guide
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Regular 12 oz
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Slim 12 oz
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